The Roadside Artist

Banned from Zazzle: Having failed as a suicide gunman, Johnny Jihad aka Jihad Joe decides to go to Terrorist Training camp with predictable results.

Posing for his picture at a terrorist training camp, thumbs up. Smile, Johnny Jihad! He forgot that his finger was holding the grenade pin. Oh, poor Johnny….

Sure, Johnny is an idiot - but he’s a dedicated idiot. He loves him some jihad! ..And Osama…

PC Police at Zazzle T-Shirts banned this item, along with all the other Johnny Jihad designs. I’m guilty of offending TERRORISTS!

Look, if you can’t make fun of people who are so deluded as to think that God wants them to kill innocent people, then there’s nothing worth poking fun at in the world.

In that spirit I’ve posted some stuff at my Roadside Artist Cafepress Store. Do your part to piss off the terrorists by owning one. And besides I need the dollar a shirt I get.

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Until banned, I have:
Johnny Jihad T-Shirt Premium White - 14.99
Johnny Jihad T-Shirt Womens - 14.99
Johnny Jihad T-Shirt in Light/Pastel Colors - 16.99
Johnny Jihad T-Shirt in DARK - 19.99
Johnny Jihad T-Shirt Womens Plus Size Scoop Neck - 26.99
Johnny Jihad T-Shirt in Womens PLUS SIZE, DARK - 27.99
Johnny Jihad T-Shirt Womens PLUS SIZE V-Neck - 26.99
Johnny Jihad T-Shirt Women’s PLUS SIZE Dark - 26.99
And of course:
The ultra-cheap Johnny Jihad value Tee - 9.99
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Also: POSTER of Johnny Jihad - 9.95
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ALSO: Take a look at the Suicide Gunman cartoon and check out the tees ‘n stuff…

So you can support the arts and have a good laugh at the same time…. At least until CafePress gets taken over by pc police, too! I only make a buck a shirt, so don’t be a cheap-ass.

Whatever you do, don’t let the jack-booted Politically Correct Gestapo boys win! Spread the word. Tell the truth.

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I will be posting many of my cartoons from the series I now call Jihad Joe. Originally, I called this hapless moron “Johnny Jihad” but I also use my alternate Jihad Joe title instead.

My philosophy is, if you can’t laugh at brain-dead terrorist morons, who can you laugh at?

BANNED BY ZAZZLE!

After selling a few t-shirts, Zazzle suddenly decided that Johnny Jihad / Jihad Joe is offensive …based on …religion? I didn’t even know Al Qaida was its own religious group. Well, this just proves that the Zazzle people are halfwits, I guess. They’ve already pulled Suicide Gunman from the market. I still have some stuff there, but it is embarrassing to be associated with those people.

Don’t let the brain-dead morons win! Until they stop me AGAIN, I have posted this cartoon to my CafePress Gallery. …. Please get ‘em BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!

The Super-Cheap Version: 9.99
The Premium Light T-shirt: 16.99
The Dark Shirt: 19.99
Also Womens Style: 14.99
And Premium White Tee: 14.99

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Oh, Hammie the Cat - the hamster cat, is all too real. This is just a cartoon-caricature of him…

Get the Hammie tshirt for only $9.99

For those of you who have been reading my blog, you know about my rescued feral kittens. I wrote about them here and here, and you’ll see this little guy in both of them: The first rescued feral kitten from last year was the orange no-tail I named Hamster cat. Well, here he is today…

Hammie The Cat tshirt for $9.99

He isn’t exactly tail-less, as you can see - he has more of a POOF-BALL for a tail. I guess you could call it a bobtail ..sort of… More after the jump, including a close-up photo and a the truth about Hammie’s future…

get the t-shirt at Zazzle

Such a sweet little guy! And life seems so unfair at times.

Hammie “Hamster Cat” is alive and well, thanks to some quick intervention. He is very affectionate, but I think he’s a bit traumatized and has abandonment issues. For instance, he likes to/needs to have a “binky” (a piece of cloth to chew on while he falls asleep), perhaps because he was alone for many days before I rescued him. He was only about four weeks old at the time so I’m sure he was starving. I fed him on a bottle for a while, until he learned to eat solid food. He was really too young to lose his mamma. But then, that’s why I say that life is so unfair at times.

Hammie is always in a good mood, now. Well, he gets lots of attention, so why shouldn’t he feel better? In the cartoon, I imagine Hammie thinking that people are pretty stupid, because he tells us what he wants and we can’t figure it out. How can anyone misunderstand “meow” for petesake?

He is about 7 months old now and has really blossomed since his days as a nearly-dead four week old feral kitten. For his sake, I may do a whole series of Hammie The Cat cartoons. You know, just to help pay for his room and board.

Truthfully, it’s a difficult situation because I have a few other rescued ferals, too, and this gets to be more than a handful after a while. Hammie is sweet enough to be adopted out but homes are few and far between AND his little emotional issues would certainly get in the way.

It can all be very stressful: I already spend more on cat food than many people spend on their own meals for their whole familes. Nevertheless, as long as I am able I will continue to take care of Hammie and his friends. If you get a shirt, though, it will help.

$9.99 Value Tee | Premium Pastel and Dark Shirts | Hammie Zazzle T-shirts

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