The Roadside Artist

Let’s have a funny and/or cutesy caption for this cartoon! The last contest was for Widget’s T-shirt and we settled on “Catnip - just say no!” Now I need a caption for the latest Hammie cartoon. Winner gets a Zazzle T with the cartoon and his/her slogan on it.

Post your suggested caption as a COMMENT on this post and be sure to enter your e-mail address so that I can contact you if I pick your caption. If you are interested in the real feral kitten Hammie, his story and his cartoons, you can read more about Hammie The Cat here.

1. You can enter as many slogans, as many times, as you think of stuff. There is no specific deadline for the cartoon caption. When I have something I like, I’ll use it ..and you win!
2. There may be more than one winner. Additional captions chosen may be applied to other cartoons past, present or future.
3. The Roadside Artist is the sole judge of what works for this cartoon. If you don’t win, don’t have a cow: Maybe I just have no sense of what is funny! Who knows? It’s only a cartoon t-shirt caption contest anyway so don’t get all mental about it.
4. Your e-mail address does NOT appear to the public. Only I can see it. Your e-mail address isn’t used for anything but notifying you if you win, getting your size, choice of shirt, and snail mail address to send it to you. I thought I’d mention that just in case you were worried.

Thank you, good luck - and have fun!

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Banned from Zazzle: Having failed as a suicide gunman, Johnny Jihad aka Jihad Joe decides to go to Terrorist Training camp with predictable results.

Posing for his picture at a terrorist training camp, thumbs up. Smile, Johnny Jihad! He forgot that his finger was holding the grenade pin. Oh, poor Johnny….

Sure, Johnny is an idiot - but he’s a dedicated idiot. He loves him some jihad! ..And Osama…

PC Police at Zazzle T-Shirts banned this item, along with all the other Johnny Jihad designs. I’m guilty of offending TERRORISTS!

Look, if you can’t make fun of people who are so deluded as to think that God wants them to kill innocent people, then there’s nothing worth poking fun at in the world.

In that spirit I’ve posted some stuff at my Roadside Artist Cafepress Store. Do your part to piss off the terrorists by owning one. And besides I need the dollar a shirt I get.

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Until banned, I have:
Johnny Jihad T-Shirt Premium White - 14.99
Johnny Jihad T-Shirt Womens - 14.99
Johnny Jihad T-Shirt in Light/Pastel Colors - 16.99
Johnny Jihad T-Shirt in DARK - 19.99
Johnny Jihad T-Shirt Womens Plus Size Scoop Neck - 26.99
Johnny Jihad T-Shirt in Womens PLUS SIZE, DARK - 27.99
Johnny Jihad T-Shirt Womens PLUS SIZE V-Neck - 26.99
Johnny Jihad T-Shirt Women’s PLUS SIZE Dark - 26.99
And of course:
The ultra-cheap Johnny Jihad value Tee - 9.99
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Also: POSTER of Johnny Jihad - 9.95
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ALSO: Take a look at the Suicide Gunman cartoon and check out the tees ‘n stuff…

So you can support the arts and have a good laugh at the same time…. At least until CafePress gets taken over by pc police, too! I only make a buck a shirt, so don’t be a cheap-ass.

Whatever you do, don’t let the jack-booted Politically Correct Gestapo boys win! Spread the word. Tell the truth.

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He’s a striped tabby cat, formerly a feral kitten who was rescued. Now he’s just a silly boy who loves his family…

This is Widget The Cat, a black gray and brown striped Tabby who loves to chase laser dots and eat cat cookies. He begs for the cookies (and the laser) by making a chattery sound. Caption suggestions?

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I will be posting many of my cartoons from the series I now call Jihad Joe. Originally, I called this hapless moron “Johnny Jihad” but I also use my alternate Jihad Joe title instead.

My philosophy is, if you can’t laugh at brain-dead terrorist morons, who can you laugh at?

BANNED BY ZAZZLE!

After selling a few t-shirts, Zazzle suddenly decided that Johnny Jihad / Jihad Joe is offensive …based on …religion? I didn’t even know Al Qaida was its own religious group. Well, this just proves that the Zazzle people are halfwits, I guess. They’ve already pulled Suicide Gunman from the market. I still have some stuff there, but it is embarrassing to be associated with those people.

Don’t let the brain-dead morons win! Until they stop me AGAIN, I have posted this cartoon to my CafePress Gallery. …. Please get ‘em BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!

The Super-Cheap Version: 9.99
The Premium Light T-shirt: 16.99
The Dark Shirt: 19.99
Also Womens Style: 14.99
And Premium White Tee: 14.99

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